A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.
An ancient tourture method founded by Marisa in which you strap someone to a chair or table and tilt their head back then hyperextend their mouth and insert a broom either handle side first or the other way around and wait till they choke