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Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."
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roddy piper 

while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper
I gave that chick last night the old Roddy Piper
roddy piper by Hedgehawg January 23, 2004
A beautiful funny respected girl who can make anyone laugh or anyone lust after usually the girl everyone wants to be or be with
Tommy" Dude Jim tell me who you like"
Jim" Fine I like Piper"
Tommy" Damn that foxy lady, who doesnt like Piper"
Piper by lovergal123 March 21, 2009

getting piped 

When a female receives the male member into her vaginal orifice in a repeted thrusting motion. Like if you were cleaning a pipe.
Yo that slimmy is so fine I can totally see her getting piped by yours truely.
getting piped by Mad_Martigan September 26, 2006

Arizona pipeline 

When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.
Dammmit I wish I could just flash boil these.

Just use a flamethrower for the Arizona pipeline

Gensokyo pipeline 

An ancient tourture method founded by Marisa in which you strap someone to a chair or table and tilt their head back then hyperextend their mouth and insert a broom either handle side first or the other way around and wait till they choke
Hey Toni I think this fella needs the gensokyo pipeline