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Points for Joints

a website that "awards $100 grants to those who have overcome the adversity of being caught with under an ounce of marijuana in an area in which the herb has been decriminalized." Pretty much, the savior of all dirt poor potheads

www.pointsforjoints.org
Don't worry, even if you get caught, Points for Joints will cover the fine.

www.pointsforjoints.org
by StonerLoner November 23, 2010
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lol points

currency of lolington
weezer lives in lolington(real)
buy stuff with lol points
i bought that new jacket with my lol points
lol thats sick
im never using real money again
by lolingtonfounderley March 25, 2022
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Wolf Point

Stab City. If you don't want to get stabbed, don't go into town after dark. Stay home and stay alive. If you want to stay alive don't get stabbed at the Water Hole #1
Wolf Point- If you drive from Glasgow to Williston don't stop in Stab City.
by SilentNinjaOG January 12, 2025
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point hog

usually referred to as "Georgia Swant", these are point guards who rarely pass the ball. When they do however it is usually for their own benefit (getting the ball back after a cut or screen)
Did you see that game this weekend?

Yeah they have a major point hog problem, their coach should fix that.
by sweetfarts July 30, 2016
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3 Points of Contact

When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.
Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Hatto Points

You can gain Hatto points or brownie points by doing or saying nice things. You can also loose hatto points by saying or doing nAugHty things.
You gain credit for efforts made, even if the efforts did not achieve the desired result.
Seth- *breaths*
A L****o - You gained enough Hatto Points, You can go.
Me - ( VERY ECSTATIC ) * continues to breath*
by Hat05 March 13, 2019
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TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION

A PATENT MARKETING procedure as a given.
SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI CEO of YOUTUBE and one of the founders of GOOGLE ALPHABET the MARKETING GENIUS often uses this procedure as a clear communication tool which is most effective on HUMAN MANIPULATIVE THINKING and EVIDENCE PROPOUNDMENT.

It is an interruption of TIME passing in a regular time process which TIME and TEMPO is always altered in this manner by an occurrence if a waiting for EVENT or HYPNOTIC TIME CHANGE causes HAVOC by stopping the given media being listened too.

HAVOC
Listen to that song or talk on YOUTUBE ANAL ALAN as you are unpredictable of what songs you play but your TALK choice is predictable but by using the TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION where the ROTATION is stopped on the song or talk temporarily as resuming after noise cue, as your VECTOR (CYPHER words on INDEX CARDS will nail YOUR FOOT (NOTES) XATIONS FIXATIONS every single time as INDEPENDENT of any song or talk chosen as it is a perfected pro pound ment and communication tool procedure which TEMPO is a clearer term than TIME from the SPANISH for TIME and a coincidental AUTOMATIC SYNONYMOUS WORD from one language to another perfect BINARY CIRCLE FLOW makes it quite effective as another AARON FIWATSON PECKHAM definition.

Choice of just two things in LIFE REAL TIME idling normal passage and BENT TIME most of the time SHORTER but LONGER in INTENSE TRAUMATIC situations where HYPNOTISM occurs to EFFECT THIS in an automatic fashion BUT in song QUALITY SONGWRITING is necessary for the human brain to FEEL that real good feeling MELODY AND SINGING as well as very organized you might say , well ENGINEARED talk or KEYNOTES of not a by humdrum but very CAPTIVATING nature so in conclusion TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION is effective in RUINING the HYNOTIC TRANCE and bringing listening to a temporary stand still.

HAPPENING ABEYANCE VIDEO ON CYPHER is a TEMPO POINT SUSPENSION procedure for SONG or TALK on YOU TUBE perfected by SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI CEO and a PIVOTAL FOUNDER of GOOGLE ALPHABET.
by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 8, 2021
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