Minnesota-steam-train

When your girlfriend is getting hard core fucked doggy style while she tries to have a decent conversation with her daddy over the phone.

Christopher: I actually tried out the Minnesota-steam-train on Andrea.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.

by Mr. Nice-Guy August 2, 2020

Australian Speed Train

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

Riding the pumpkin Train

When someone takes the top of the pumpkin (aka vine, handle) and inserts it in their rectum while having sex with the face of a carved pumpkin.

I feel like riding the pumpkin train.

by CelticMonk October 13, 2018

japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.

"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"

by Perskakras December 19, 2014

T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.

"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"

by Ali A-H October 21, 2012

Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.

1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.

by Jimbo McDoodle Snout June 9, 2011

Kissed a freight train

An extreme way to say that something hurt

Dude 1: bro are you okay
Dude 2: nah bro it feels like i kissed a freight train

by Kermitties March 31, 2020