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Armpit dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood
by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019
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Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.
After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket
by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011
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pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.
I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!
by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013
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a gaggle of dicks

Noun:

1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.

A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.

2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.
Noun

1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"

2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.
by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014
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Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.
Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick
by Camacamanana March 11, 2010
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security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .
laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .
by zebra22 September 28, 2008
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Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.
Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.
by ChesterTM April 27, 2015
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