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out of his tree

bro he's out of his tree
by iamnotlegallynamedjoshua August 31, 2018
mugGet the out of his treemug.

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
mugGet the Alaskan Christmas Treemug.

Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand
“Your a nipple in a tree stand
by Your a May 31, 2018
mugGet the Nipple in a tree standmug.

Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R
If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...
by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022
mugGet the Wise Mystical Treemug.

Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.
David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.
by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014
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Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down
The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.
by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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