Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009
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Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
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link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.
Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.
by Strausy November 12, 2009
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Big Jerk

Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch
I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.
by Bag of Donuts March 13, 2011
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Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.
Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.
by Ntubes7 July 06, 2017
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Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.
When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.
by Neimess_Jr May 06, 2016
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The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
by rodwave's left cheek January 11, 2025
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