Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.

"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."

by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025

MAGA-tard

A supporter of Donald Trump.

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

tard

short for the word retard.

"Anne is such a tard!"

by myhandsmellwerid March 11, 2019

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

Tard

A adjective for a retard but they do not deserve the 're'

William jones you such a tard

by Henry burford November 12, 2017

Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

by Mike458gt June 16, 2023