flesh muncher

Someone who munches on human penis.

"I hear Mr Fisher's a bit of a flesh muncher"

"Yes, he's been munching on flesh like there's no tomorrow"

by Blind Beggar August 1, 2016

Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016

Pelican muncher

Something that munches on Pelicans.

Omg, he's such a pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016

mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)

John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

Fart Muscle

ASS cheeks

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles

by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016