Matt

Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.

Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!

by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023

Connor + Matt

A couple who do everything together including games and other forms of shit

"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"

by NatsuDK November 19, 2018

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

matt taco

A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco

I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.

by Deamonia July 15, 2017

Matt Eastwood

plastic fan

he is such a matt eastwood, one day he supports manchester united, the next day it's liverpool.

by MrBobbins October 24, 2018

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019