Matt

That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?

Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.

Chad: What da hell...

by PizzaGuy2711 December 26, 2024

Matt

Less famous than his son

“Matt's such a big boy”

by TKerslake November 23, 2021

matt

its gust Jewish Matt

Hey who that Jewish dude, oh it's just Matt

by oofergangboy January 18, 2019

Matt

A short stubborn fagtard

Matt, Your fired

by BurritoSlayer84 November 29, 2021

Matt

A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.

I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt

by Stumpy mcdoodles July 14, 2022

Matt

Just an absolute loser. Nobody likes this guy.

I hate Matt. He’s such a loser.

by NoBody98 March 13, 2022

Matt

For me, Matt is the most Loveable, Sweetest, Caring, Charming, I can't explain how amazing he is. He makes me so happy, well he made me happy. Matt will sometimes leave if he's going through something hard.

Person 1: Who is that?

Me: Oh, that is just Matt :)

Me: I love him <3

by mina love you October 31, 2021