Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

moo machine

another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025

Green machine

A term used to call a girl who likes to hoe around

Taylor was such a green machine last night.

by Jajkakakkaka June 13, 2024

Fighting Machine

The fighting machine (also known as a "Martian Tripod") is one of the fictional machines used by the Martians in H. G. Wells' 1898 classic science fiction novel The War of the Worlds. In the novel, it is a fast-moving three-legged walker reported to be 100 feet (30 meters) tall with multiple, whip-like tentacles used for grasping, and two lethal weapons: the Heat-Ray and a gun-like tube used for discharging canisters of a poisonous chemical black smoke that kills everything. It is the primary machine the Martians use when they invade Earth, along with the handling machine, the flying machine, and the embankment machine.

"its another one of those fighting machine's!-" *gets turned into human ash"

by Hukgaz June 30, 2024

Breeding Machine

A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.

Wow! She is such a breeding machine!

by xenament July 10, 2024

Dancing machine

The term "dancing machine" has two main meanings:

1. Literal Meaning:

It can literally describe someone who is an exceptional dancer. This person might have impressive technical skills, natural rhythm, and the ability to captivate an audience with their moves.
2. Figurative Meaning:

More commonly, "dancing machine" is used figuratively to describe someone who dances with great enthusiasm and enjoyment, regardless of their actual skill level. It emphasizes their love for dancing and their energetic approach.

Examples of Usage:

Literal: "She's a dancing machine! Her footwork is incredible."
Figurative: "My uncle isn't the most graceful dancer, but he's always the life of the party – a real dancing machine!"

by Nassan Grande July 11, 2024