the washing machine crispy 

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

the washing machine crispy by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Ghost in the Machine 

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.

Ghost in the Machine by AbuEm July 10, 2023

Pulling a machine 

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

Pulling a machine by MrBoar July 26, 2023

Florence And The Machine

How the fuck are they rock?

Florence And The Machine is just a pop band, how tf do they get considered a rock band?

Florence And The Machine by UltimateDoge October 5, 2023

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

Rude Goldberg machine by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Rage Against the Machine 

THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL.

Rage Against the Machine

Rage Against the Machine by 7568ino November 3, 2023

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

Green Gravy Machine by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023