Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.

Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....

by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014

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Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker

Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!

by _miraculous.girl_ March 25, 2021

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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

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Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.

Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.

by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025

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female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

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