Jesus Joint

A marijuana cigarette created by using the roaches of pass joints smoked, thus resurrecting the past joints into one super joint.

E-Dawg - "Let's blaze one, yo."
JDizzle - "We ain't got not weed, G."
E-Dawg - "You got roaches?"
JDizzle & E-Dawg - "JESUS JOINT!"

Jesus Joint by jester0510 January 6, 2009

Jesus-packing 

one who packs jesus in the ass

go to church u fucking jesus packer!

Jesus-packing by satanic and loving it January 21, 2003

jesus is my homeboy 

A catch phrase designed to capitalize on the up surge of fad-ish Jesus freaks inspired by The Passion Of The Christ.

The phrase Jesus is my homeboy is very superficial.

jesus is my homeboy by NSM_13 July 14, 2005

jesus moment

1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.

2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.

"Whoa, I just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!"

"Dude, you had a jesus moment"

"I must be jesus"

jesus moment by HOBS09 November 11, 2006

jesus did it 

an expression you use at random and completely inappropriate moments to cause confusion and mass laughter

NAT: who stole my coats?
ME: Jesus did it, don't question it

jesus did it by hanrose December 26, 2007

jesus boots 

The best damn kind of boots there are

jesus boots by Mike Truitt August 17, 2006

Jesus Bar 

A bar located in the disabled toilets which non-disabled or disables uses may grip in the event of a bad bowel movement, grog bow, the shits etc. Users can then let a "jesus!" rip while taking a dump and clenching the bar.

"I took a massive dump ! It was like I was shitting a knife, thank god for the Jesus bar in the disabled toilets"

Jesus Bar by LaurelE May 11, 2009