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Italian Sprinkler

A non-homosexual act where 2 men superglue there foreskins together, but not homosexually, and then both jerk off and cum at the same time, making sure it’s not homosexual, so that the spunk breaks through the super glue to create a sprinkler effect, but not homosexual.
Me and my friend like to Italian sprinkler
by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025
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Italian Sprinkler

The act in which two men, not homosexually, superglue there foreskins together and then jerk off, but not homosexually, making sure to cum simultaneously so that the spunk breaks through the superglue creating a sprinkler effect, but then again not homosexually.
Me and my friend like to Italian Sprinkler
by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025
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Italian Gutbuster

Shoving a Tommy gun into your anus and viciously thrusting is inside of you, but each time you make a sound, you fire a single round.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.
We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.
by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025
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Italian lugnut

Before a male finishes inside the woman, the woman screws a lug nut on the his shaft not allowing him to cum. This leads to his dick exploding
(White male)Justin just got a Italian lugnut
by Mrsimpork November 26, 2025
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Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"
To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!
by Delwin penner December 4, 2025
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iRapist

Boys and girls—children of all ages—have a seat down and listen up to the story of how I became a rapist and a pedophile at the same time—an “iRapist.”
It was a dark and horny night, and I had only just begun my groping-women-in-public spree when I spotted the most beautiful cherub walking with her family. I knew what I had to do. I followed them home, waited for them to go to sleep, climbed into the cherubs room, and raped the fucking shit out of her. Best rape ever!

Mind you, I was 15 at the time. iRapist’ve raped more women than I can count since then.
by Bad C dev December 5, 2025
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