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Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.
ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
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prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
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bed burka

Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.
Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.
by demondrum October 18, 2013
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bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend
spifey is a pro bed protectioner.
by saarrzzz October 17, 2020
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bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.
My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.
by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
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