Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern

Amber heard was a bed writer

by Rose koi June 02, 2022

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 02, 2022

NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021