poop text

Sending emails via text message capable cell phone.

Please don't poop text my work email, my boss got pissed.

by angusthefuzz November 6, 2007

Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"

A video made using the app CapCut where there are 4 characters in a Roblox group chat, and one of them is either 5 years old or 70 years old.

"Hey man, want to play some Roblox?"
"Sorry I'm to busy watching Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"."

by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex April 22, 2022

National text a Jason day

February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!

Happy national text a Jason day!!

by Brochaco.tack February 24, 2020

text her smiley face

A text messaging technique that gets the attention and interest of the female who receives it.

It works every time.

text her smiley face, like so :-)

by Solaris99 May 21, 2009

break up via text

When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.

Break up via text
‘He broke up with me via text’

‘What a coward, grow some balls’

by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017

text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

Sorry, I'm bad at texting

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.

Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting

by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011