National Bed Appreciation Day

December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”

by camx70 December 8, 2021

Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)

“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”

by Qicard May 21, 2020

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.

"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."

by Privalux April 28, 2024

bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

bed

i dont have one.

I never sleep in a bed!

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021