Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.

While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.

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Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

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hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

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Hammers are a working tool which is round or angular.
Hammers can be used for many things usually knocking things into other things or destroying something.
There are various hammers some used in war (War hammer, etc.) or for work (Sledge hammer, Claw hammer, etc.)

A Hammer is also used in Firearms it is used to strike the percussion/primer to ignite a propellant,
hence why it is sometimes used as slang for "Firearm".

(Common) Construction worker: Can you pass me that Claw Hammer ? I need it to drive in a Nail into this beam.

(Slang) Rapper: Disrespect and we back hammers
Lyric of Attempted 2.0 - AM

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Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

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