National give a guy your left sock day

It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing

On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock

by Smoothking October 20, 2020

national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt

boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*

by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

National give your girl your hoodie day

March 25 is the day you give her your hoodie so all the horn dogs and fuck boys leave her alone

Fuck boy: aye man look at that fine chick
Horn dog: I know man but it national give your girl your hoodie day see!

by Linkler March 24, 2021

I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

texting slang for "I don't give a flying fuck" typically used when you couldn't care less.

terry: Yo, I just got my first BJ

Laurence: Dude, I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

by CrungleChugger97 September 17, 2021

give your friend called darcie a gift day

this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy

"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"

by eatmyshorts1289 April 13, 2021