Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

by McNooget November 9, 2010

Mud Foot

Someone who has stepped in Shit...

God Damn it stephanie you tracked shit all over my house you fucking Mud Foot!

by Ray July 2, 2004

Lindy on the foot

The process of dropping a small amount of faeces on your own foot.

I dropped a lindy on the foot.
Clean it off then.

by Jattinder June 2, 2008

The Foot In The Door

Where you extend your big toe and tap upon the girls anus (as if to knock). The girl then spreads her ass cheeks and you proceed to stick your entire foot in the girls anal canal while singing the Doors classic tune Break On Through. Must be done on the first date to essentially just "get your foot in the door"

1.

Steven: So why do you wish to work here at Rubys?

Ralph: I've always wanted to work for in a restaurant now I'm just trying to get my foot in the door.

Steven: O.O

2.
Lee: How'd the first date go?
Dan: I got The Foot In The Door
Lee: *High Five*
Dan: What happened to your thumb?
Lee: lol

by crazyfreakoman November 1, 2010

nasty flossy foot

The nasty smelling feet you get after a long day of wearing flossy's.

eurgghh alex you have nasty flossy foot, go have a shower!

by michaelseymour October 13, 2011

SNAIL FOOT

code used to describe a women/a nice meaty vag! usually while your with your boys and a female is in your presence!

wow look at this local snail foot.

by VTB April 14, 2007

Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005