Christmas Duck

NO! not the duck you eat at the table on Christmas. How dare you! It is the magic rubber duck that brings duck related messages and gifts to you, but only if you believe in her (the christmas duck is a girl.) She doesn't only bring gifts on the 25th like Santa. She comes whenever she is called about to bring ducky cheer!

The Christmas Duck will come and leave notes and gifts for a certain duck fan in my dorm all throughout the week.

by Friend of the Christmas Duck! December 7, 2010

Butt Duck

A baby duckling that is lodged up the anus after sitting on it at a very young age.

My butt duck burps farts.

by Scotgirl1027 December 20, 2010

Duck Butter

Duck butter has been infamously claimed to be the 8th wonder of the world. The term "duck butter" was coined under the auspices of ducks hunters. Duck butter is the result of wearing hunting waders all day that leads to build up sweat, grime, gun powder, flatulent debris and the occasional pubic hair under ones scrotum traveling all the way back to the anus

"man, the only thing Robby has going for him in the duck blind is his uncontrollable build up of duck butter."

"After a long day of wearing waders out duck hunting, despite Chris's film of duck butter he still landed a Fupa queen."

"I think those Irish car bombs last night made my duck butter worse today"

by FUPA Queen February 9, 2012

Ruptured Duck

A punk rock band from North West new Jersey. www.rupturedduck.bavehost.com

Jake: Dude, lets go to the show tonight!
Tim: Who's playing, man?
Jake: Ruptured Duck and X's For Eyes. It'll be fucking awesome!
Tim: Let's go, man.

by Sam Kling February 12, 2004

Blue Duck

The blue duck is a deity that belongs to the cult religion Anatadaeism. The Blue Duck cannot be seen, heard, or felt, but he follows any follower of the religion around, he is omnipotent. His prophet, Andrew, cannot see, hear or fell him, but the evangelists of the religion believe they can hear the Blue Ducks calls, and chant to him.

Kat is a follower of the blue duck

by BLUEDUCKMAN! November 29, 2010

Duck Butter

Duck butter is the sweat on a guy's balls after exercising and stuff.

"OMG dude! you have some duckbutter dripping through your pants!!"

by Kyle M November 29, 2003

duck butter

The combination of blood, semen and fecal matter which coats a man's penis following anal sex.

Victor and his wife opted to forego the pre-anal-sex enema to maximize duck butter production.

by Antjemima August 25, 2003