Middle Class Disease

An irritating, socially transmitted condition of petulance, loathing, and in some cases guilt caused by a comfortable, middle class upbringing. Also sometimes referred to as "MCD" or "McD"
Have you ever noticed that most communists and socialists throughout history have a severe case of middle class disease?
by S. Anthony February 17, 2016
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Curley Sue Disease

An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.
Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.
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Orovilan disease

Aka, Hannah wright nasty std having whole
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SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.
Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.
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SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.
Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.
by Valentinern January 18, 2022
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ass disease

my asshole hurts, maybe its a symptom of ass disease!
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Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
by AA_MiMiK December 06, 2011
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