Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

crap

Poop or sh*t.

Oh crap.

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023

Cramping

Being on your period whilst camping.

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!

by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024

Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.

"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"

by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024

crapannoli

A cannoli made by someone who is not Italian.

My wife makes a delicious cannoli and over the years, I have found out that everyone else can only make a crapannoli.

by FloridaFour December 10, 2023

crapannoli

A cannoli made by someone who is not Italian.

My wife makes a delicious cannoli and over the years, I have found out that everyone else can only make a crapannoli.

by FloridaFour December 10, 2023

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

by Yo_Angie April 15, 2024