The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
Fatally misheard as "cum monster"
by AliTheAce July 25, 2023
by jack lambon February 13, 2018
by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024
the autocorrected version of cu-
by Hooni_Supreme♡ January 06, 2022
This is my come
This is my come
When you feel my d
Look into my ass
It's when my penus hard
It's when my penus hard
Don't get too close
It's cuck inside
It's when my penus hard
It's when my penus hard
This is my come
When you feel my d
Look into my ass
It's when my penus hard
It's when my penus hard
Don't get too close
It's cuck inside
It's when my penus hard
It's when my penus hard
by Sebby294 July 29, 2021
1. The act of going towards something
2. What you do at night when you are bored and single... basically orgasm
2. What you do at night when you are bored and single... basically orgasm
Homie: Yooo, let's have a sleepover!
You: I am going to come!
Or
Homie: *asleep with mouth open*
You: I am going to come!
You: I am going to come!
Or
Homie: *asleep with mouth open*
You: I am going to come!
by the FBI at October 19, 2023