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Cold as a witches titty

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.
I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!
by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019
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the not so common cold

reffered to HIV/AIDS but..... this is the point when someone infected by AIDS has contracted a cold, and there is no turning back...
also known as deadly aids.
person 1: did u hear about honey?
person 2: yea, i hear he had the not so common cold?
person 1: well god rest his soul.
by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007
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Chinese cold shower

the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there
by bob hard tits 101 October 6, 2010
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Cold Red Baja Blast

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
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Cold as Ted Williams' Head

A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!
Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?!

Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.
by Closter NJ February 28, 2020
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still cold in Canada ?

guy: I havent got laid for mounthes

chick : o, still cold in canada ?
by blah blah December 18, 2004
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cold rainy night in stoke

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class
Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke
by Big dick tye April 25, 2020
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