So close, but so far

Being level 71 in Skyrim while trying to get the Legendary achievement.

~"I just leveled up to 71!"
~"Ah man. You're so close, but so far"

by Cbusezxuknoit November 9, 2014

Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011

close the pool

"close the pool" refers to a time when the web site "ebaums world" tried to raid the website "habbo hotel" many African American's human rights were infringed upon.

"Lets close the pool brothers"

by Anonymous­e November 26, 2007

close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

Jersey Closet

Having sex while some part of your body touches your own vomit.

Dude, I was so wasted that we ended up banging in a Jersey Closet.

by memphiscreep October 8, 2010

Broom Closet

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004