champagne poetry

So basically it’s when someone reads poetry but they also are drinking champagne so it’s champagne poetry

Hey would u be down to read some champagne poetry with me

by MikeandFlight September 3, 2021

chimped out

When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.

My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.

by Schmebar June 3, 2018

Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.

I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.

by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004

Chimplar

A word used to compare a person to a chimp, with an extra syllable to balance it out.

God, that guy's such a chimplar.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup April 19, 2004

chimpado

The part of your belt that sticks out past your pant loop.

You notice someone has their belt sticking out unusually long and you exclaim
"You have a very large chimpado"

by Crim Light July 23, 2008

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Chimples

Chimples are unfortunate body acne residing around the bum and thigh regions.

Allister popped some gigantic chimpless when he shifted in his seat.

by MissBloodySunshine September 28, 2009