Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

Jesus Vader

Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.

I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.

by blank babushka December 24, 2009

liquid jesus

a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy

HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Jesus

The lords of lords the kings of kings

Jesus is king

by Heyyy12113 January 5, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.

I love Jesus!

by The Holy Daddyo December 3, 2018

Jesus

God first

Jesus is good

by Ugly boy December 1, 2020

Jesus

Jesus, he is our lord and saviour. Jesus means someone who is apperantly immortal and know everything in this world, he can protec and he can attac, most most importantly he will take a snac!

Damn boi, have you seen Jesus? He is that one G man. He snacks, and he also Attacks. WOW

by AGEBOOB June 15, 2018