by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
Get the Bum Funmug. When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.
Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
by Magadder100123 June 1, 2018
Get the Bum solemug. The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.
Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.
by dingdangdingdong October 21, 2008
Get the Reverse Bummug. Bum club is a club consisting of 4 people, mostly males, who show their bums (or other parts) for fun. Meeting usually take place when members are alone at night.
by Emo fornite goat November 18, 2021
Get the Bum clubmug. When someone tries to bribe you for something, tea in Britain. If you are called a bum lick, you better fuck off because you probably aren’t wanted :D
Oh I like tea *adjusts monical*. You look beautiful today, can I have some te- NO FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY BASTARD.nobody wants a bum lick
by Bummerbumcrack July 7, 2019
Get the Bum lickmug. A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.
by Doggly September 2, 2023
Get the Bum-Weemug. 