Alaskan Wakeup Call

When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.

Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.

by Kal the DJ May 15, 2022

Alaskan Raspberry

When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."

by basement god May 26, 2022

Alaskan Snow Dog

The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"

She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.

by Flatended May 31, 2022

alasja

a girl that seems shy when u meet her then turns into a crazy mess but we love her so much

She's such an Alasja

by anonymous June 11, 2022

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022

Agastopia

A particular part of someone’s body that you were staring at or looking at for more then 3 seconds, a human distraction.

I like staring at your neck, “why” Agastopia. It also has a huge zip pimple!

by A coco June 30, 2022

Alaskan Cruise

A large or obscene amount of elderly people condensed on to one ship

Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair

I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough

by Mr. Cuban Missile July 11, 2022