a round turd, ranging in size from a pea to a chicken nugget. they usually exist in colonies and may exit the anus in a clump or single file like bullets leaving a machine gun.
"dude you don't want to go in there, I just had a massive amount of wingdookers!"
An effort made by a good friend to suss out a crowd and find a potential score for a mate(hook). The person taking care of the wingage needs to make sure that the potential score (bait) has all the right criteria – this should be previously discussed and agreed upon before the wingage mission begins. This person is also to nod in agreement to all the baits wonderful perceptions of the hook – so that all goes down well (line and sinker) The code word to abort the wingage mission is NO FISH.
NOTE: the criteria is bound to be a little more complex for a woman than for a man. Please don’t let this dissuade you from being a ‘wingage’ partner for your girlfriends.
I went out last night and offered some superb wingage to my friend Lee, he did the walk of 'i am a god' this morning.