Master Roberts

Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.

See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.

by Randy Beans November 24, 2020

Robert

A nigga who stole my juul he should be killed that faggot loving nigger

Robert is a fat nigger

by Big toe fenom September 4, 2019

Robert Silva

short dark haired fool with poofy hair.

That boy Robert Silva is a real doo doo head.

by Roberto Silva June 22, 2021

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

Robert

A dad that beats their kids

Wow who is that he beats his kids
Person: oh that’s Robert

by jamesdelavega February 20, 2019

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!

Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !

by marurmom November 20, 2021