waffle

Term used for someone who is astheticly challenged. Comes from the word ugly and the Eggo waffle. Ugly > Uggo > Eggo > Waffle.

Your girlfriend is a real waffle, man.

by Jordan Ranson May 13, 2005

Wafflecakes

A young woman who is usually Indian and lives in Canada. Commonly, she is very sexy and says faggot with a retarded accent. She has very nice boobies and is always pretty, even when she says shes not. She has bad online habits and is very naive sometimes.. but shes smart too.

Girl: What's football?
Boy: Don't be silly, wafflecakes.

by Fagbear February 24, 2011

twit waffle

Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.

President Trump is such a twit waffle!

by NunYaBizwhacks May 4, 2017

Chocolate Waffle

the act of putting the penis through a waffle and into the butt of the partner, afterwards eat the waffle

That girl last night gave me a Chocolate Waffle, the waffle was gross, but the rest was amazing.

by cudycudikins February 23, 2011

juzzy waffle

a juzzy waffle is a girl who is like a waffle. she lied to a lav(person of round proportion with curly hair)if you are a juzzy waffle you are majorly kool an everyone likes you (apart from a lav) she is very evil and hates a grob(a person with no friends, often swiss) some may think sxc.... *cough*

juzzy waffle- funny person with a bad temper an is very evil

shes soo hot LOL

by boble loblle June 8, 2004

crotch waffle

an old stinky, used douchebag

I'm going to toss a crotch waffle at your face!

by Evil Sapper January 4, 2008

waffle

a synonym for "faggot," but not specifically in reference to homosexuals. commonly used in situations in which inappropriate language may be, well inappropriate. Common in the D.C. area.

a group of guys is sitting around, when one member comments on another guy's "nice calves" and announces he is moving to san francisco. they response: "waffle! waffle! waffle...!"

by MrBERZERKER December 24, 2008