Washamuffed

If you got washamuffed, you got covered with a layer of dust and glue to make it harder to rizz up a girl

“Frank got washamuffed, now he honestly cant rizz up Olivia”

by JuniorSoybean May 20, 2025

Washed

When a once-fun crew has officially retired from the art of day drinking, spontaneous plans, and “just one more.” They still remember being fun, they just need a nap, a sensible dinner time, and 48 hours’ notice now. Often triggered by a beautiful day that they fully acknowledge… and then choose to spend indoors anyway.

“Sun’s out, pub’s calling, but the boys said they’re tired—yeah, they’re washed.”

by Guiness Gobbler December 13, 2025

Wash off

An alternative to taking a bath or shower. Usually involves wetting a towel with water from the sink and scrubbing your body. It is mainly done if you’re feeling lazy.

I don’t have time to shower, so I’m just gonna take a wash off.

by TheNasEffect January 4, 2026

nob wash

an insult used when in a phat stress...

"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."

by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006

whalish walsh

whale like lesbian from staten island that associates with dirty janine felines; likely to spread rabid crabs

"Hey you see that fat ass driven down lincoln ave"
"Yeah that bitch is a whalish walsh"

by niceeeeeeee April 7, 2007

cocoa wash

The Spanish term for brain-washing.

I told Marco I went to a weird church and he said "church will cocoa wash you".

by Avery Savina April 20, 2008

hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.

Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night

by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008