dog food enema

The process of (by any means) filling someones anal cavity with moist dog food and enjoying the pungent stench that follows the excretion of the sloppy anal smegma.
Lucy is a nasty girl, she made me give her a dog food enema
by dudemangg7 March 18, 2011
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yuppy food stamp

Twenty dollar bills. Dispensed at ATMs and used for purchacing lunch/dinner during meal breaks.
Bob: Do you have change for a ten?
Steve: Nah, I just have yuppy food stamps.
by YogiB December 30, 2005
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frozen food rap

Lego my ego and eggo my lego! and dont take my pop tarts either! Or my elio's pizza, unless i meats ya, dont step on my balls with cleats on! I am wonder Sam, i'll hit you in the noodle with a toaster strudal! What about my hungry man jack meal, O what a deal, 2.99, i'll eat that any time. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at super time, if pizzas on a bagle, you can eat pizza anytime! I smoother my waffles with aunt Jemima, then she says "Ravage my vagina".
Philty Rich, trademark, and Hines 57 are the Godfathers of Rap on the Babson Campus 1999-2004. They Created the frozen food rap! We put that peice on the map! Death Chode Records 4-Life.
by philthy rich November 23, 2006
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Fast Food Sex

its fast, it is filling for the moment, but the emptiness comes back quickly, its empty calories, and not healthy, and leaves you wanting more. AKA one night stands
Man, I am tired of fast food sex. I am ready to settle down and date.
by gatorgrip September 18, 2009
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junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising
He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"
by bert December 14, 2004
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chew your food

When someone's talking shit or goin' off, you say, "Yo! Chew your food." It's like saying "slow your roll" or "slow down."
by Ross Hogg September 24, 2002
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Junk food hangover

When one consumes so much junk food that the following day he or she feels still feels full, nauseous, sick, bloated and/or like crap. This usually occurs during but is not subjected to holidays such as; Christmas and Halloween.
Josh: Dude, what’s wrong with you?

Mike: Oh man, I ate so much at Christina’s party

yesterday. I think I have a junk food hangover.
by Thisonechick. December 20, 2010
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