Test doom

Test doom

Test doom

by zxcserega1 November 27, 2024

Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020

Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

The Bae Test

This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed

Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...

by Random__123 January 28, 2015

Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.

“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”

by Ligmamom September 16, 2021

Whiskey test

When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD

Gave that bitch a whiskey test before I hit it!

by CHIEF_Rico June 2, 2019

White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.

Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.

by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024