Cold as a witches titty

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.

I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!

by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019

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Chinese cold shower

the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.

dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there

by bob hard tits 101 October 6, 2010

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Cold Red Baja Blast

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.

Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.

by Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV April 16, 2020

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Cold as Ted Williams' Head

A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!

Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?!

Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.

by Closter NJ February 28, 2020

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