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Stone Cold Salute

There are two forms of the Stone Cold Salute.

1. The first form can be performed by a single person and requires two cans of your favourite cold beverage, preferably beer. To perform this form of the Stone Cold Salute, you must crash both cans together and the down the contents of the can.

2. This form must be performed by two individuals and also requires two cans of your favourite cold canned beverage. In this form, two individuals must crash two cans together in unison and down the contents of each person's respective cans. A Stone Cold Stunner performed by one of the two people is an optional part of the salute.
Person 1: Hey man, I've got a couple beers, wanna come over?

Person 2: Hell yeah, just as long I get to perform a Stone Cold Salute at some point.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 13, 2020
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Cold as a witches titty

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.
I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!
by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019
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Chinese cold shower

the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there
by bob hard tits 101 October 6, 2010
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Cold Red Baja Blast

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
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Cold as Ted Williams' Head

A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!
Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?!

Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.
by Closter NJ February 28, 2020
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still cold in Canada ?

guy: I havent got laid for mounthes

chick : o, still cold in canada ?
by blah blah December 18, 2004
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cold rainy night in stoke

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class
Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke
by Big dick tye April 25, 2020
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