POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector testmug. 
by XSSTest123 June 29, 2019
Get the test<>"'mug. Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.
A: Appearance
-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality
-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations
-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence
-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications
-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities
-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.
"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."
by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017
Get the APRICOT Testmug. When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .
Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.
by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016
Get the food testmug. 