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Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.
David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.
by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013
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Tinder Troutline

Swiping right on tinder liking every profile available. Only after a match is made does the person actually look to verify the prospects appearance.
"How did your date go?"

"Not that great, I picked her up on the Tinder Troutline and she wound up being a real 5"
by njkzero May 5, 2014
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sugar trout

That girl doesn't even own a pair of heeleys. What a sugar trout!
by The_ford_life March 29, 2015
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Spunk trough

A spunk trough is that hollow at the bottom of a womans back, right on her spine, that appears when she's on her hands an knees. It is most prevelant when she arches her back during doggy style. The goal is to fill it.
She was bent over the bed and I was getting her from behind. I pulled out just in time to finish on her back and nearly filled her spunk trough.
by DQL21 September 18, 2016
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Subtle Truth

The sadness is still among us,
Terrorizing us and that is why this topic is still up for discussion, Racism is a monster,
Blows up our society like a rocket launcher,
People hear the 'N' and wanna kill them at the alter,
But we need to understand that the Ku Klux Klan wants us hung like pigs at the slaughter,
If you my skin or any other skin color besides white I don't know how you deal,

To mask what is actually real,
To go on along ignorantly,

As other races belittle you and get in ya feels,
Because now it's a reoccurring thing that is natural,
It's become so accurately cultural,
But I'm told to stay punctual,
Fuck that, can you hear me? I'll ask again can you hear me?

closing verse
Nobody wants to listen,
My flow needs some touch ups but meanings still glistens,

I try to spread the truth and give you more knowledge,
Because when you look on FOX and CNN only Asians and whites going to college,
Damn...
Yo have you experienced the subtle truth?
by The United Ones May 20, 2016
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ditch trout

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout
by Mcq31 March 3, 2017
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sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning
by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017
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