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Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025
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Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
by Toe knee October 5, 2021
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Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.
Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.
by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021
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toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture
"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"
by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014
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Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
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Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023
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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
by KronKyrios September 8, 2011
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