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happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021
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Happy Runner

It's in reference to a class Modern Warfare 2,made of of your choice of primary and secondary weapons and Marathon Pro, Lightweight Pro, and Commando Pro as your perks. Most commonly, your secondary would be a pistol with the tactical knife attachment. A Happy Runner runs around knifing people and risking the death count for kills.
Ranger is a Happy Runner on Modern Warfare online, she racks up knife kills by the second!
by ResistanceRanger March 13, 2010
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Happy Smokes

Simply a Spliff. Bringing happiness to the world.
A cigarette with marijuana inside of it.
"Got any smokes?"
"Got some happy smokes!"
by spamidoodle December 12, 2007
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happy thanksgiving

when you wake up the next morning but you don't remember them saying yes to it
by jigabooga May 4, 2018
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happy juice

Stuff that comes out of a guy's world of wonder place when he gets really "HAPPY."
There's a lot of happy juice on that floor...
by Ms.Know-it-All January 20, 2009
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HAPPY HARDCORE

Dance music for children and losers. Mainly consisting of 4/4 beats and chipmunk chesey vocals.
I'm not going to that club they play shitty happy hardcore music.
by Joey Bolton January 2, 2005
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Happy Dust

Cocaine, marijuana, meth, any type of drug that you can think of. Something you can scream at random times during the day and have people stare at you and give you weird looks.
Rachel: Wanna go smoke some happy dust?

Mckenzie: Yeah, like duh. HAPPY DUST!!!
by mac&cheesyy June 13, 2010
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