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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
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Stones

The things that some would think make or break a foundation.
It was interesting how someone that loved to see aging buildings they called eyesores and didn't hold sacred (or aging people, plants, or animals for that matter) was quick to talk about overlooked stones (usually in reference to themself and how necessary they are) in a foundation.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Stone Woods

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019
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stone

me
I am me my name is Stone.
by dingdongdinosaur February 4, 2024
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Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.
Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.
by Bad weather August 29, 2017
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Stonely

Someone who smokes by themselves , a lonely smoker
What you been upto? Nothing, been Stonely AF come through and match me.
by Dsoul January 17, 2024
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