sweaty bra syndrome 

occurs after a strenuous workout. When a woman is wearing a sweaty sports bra and sitting in room temperature, the bra becomes very cold and brings her core body temperature down. Syndrome usually inspires shivering lasting until sports bra is replaced with warm, dry clothes.

I was sitting in class after track practice today, and got sweaty bra syndrome so bad that I had to run back to my room to change!

sweaty bra syndrome by alyakmas68 January 25, 2011

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.

Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.

Conveyor Belt Syndrome by kiwigummy September 4, 2011

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

cranial rectal proximity syndrome by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Mako Tooth Syndrome 

When your teeth are so bad and out of proportion that they look like they belong in a mako sharks mouth.

Bry: OMG Sams teeth are so bad!
Harold: I know! he must have Mako Tooth Syndrome.

Mako Tooth Syndrome by Dano the Mano! November 6, 2011

Long Pole Syndrome 

Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.

An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.

Long Pole Syndrome by Case1 December 6, 2011

annoying whore syndrome 

The group of girls that take up the whole bathroom at lunchtime to do their hair and make-up, whilst insesantly giggling.

I think the seven dwarfs have annoying whore syndrome.

annoying whore syndrome by Heyyyyaitscloudoo. January 5, 2012