put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

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Get the put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke itmug.

dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

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Get the dutch crock-potmug.

pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022

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Get the pot-splittermug.

put the pot in the bong

The weed that is currently in your surrounding premises is being directed by a fellow ally to be placed in a circular shaped filtration device nearby for social enjoyment.

This saying has stemmed long from a psychedelics culture at casual social gatherings, and has recently been used in JID song, "Off da Zonkys"

Hey, put the pot in the bong you filthy animal...*roar*

by Lady Bé November 26, 2020

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