Beer Aids

Long term and crippling hangover.

My god, last night was brutal. I drank so much JD I've contracted Beer Aids.

by afu81b January 31, 2009

Beer talk

Beer talk is what someone says when they have had too much to drink. They slur it out, as if they were the wisest person on earth, and you had better listen to them. If you don't make it look like you are paying attention, they are liable to either cry, or want to fight. It is basically incoherent babbling that leads to nothing, means nothing, and is complete and utter BS talk.

I was so SICK of hearing him beer talk for the past few hours; I could not wait until he passed out. If I had to listen to one more minute of his crap I think I would have knocked his ass out. He wouldn't have known who hit him any way, he was so shit faced.

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Craft Beer

Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).

I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

Beer Chugzinski

A beer chugging legend who's name is only to be used when intimidating others or pressuring them to drink. Beer Chugzinski can chug 5 beers in 12 seconds and come right back for round two after a minute.

You wont chug the boot, but Beer Chugzinski would do it for fun.

by McStudly February 12, 2009

beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

Pre-Beer

Drinking the cheap beer or wine at home or in your car in the parking lot to catch a buzz before buying the expensive booze at the club

Q: What time you wanna head out?

A: I dunno, lets Pre-Beer it around 8 pm

by snausages333 October 22, 2006

beer fine

1. noun - A fine that a whitewater rafting guide has to pay to his or her fellow raft guides if they have swimmers or carnage. Actual fines vary from company to company, but the fee schedule usually looks something like this:
1 swimmer: six pack
guide swims: case
guide misses the take-out: case
boat flips: six pack per swimmer, a case for the guide swimming, and a case for flipping a boat (can result in over 3 cases worth of beer fines)

2. noun - A fine that a ski patroller has to pay to his fellow patrollers for making a mistake while working. It's usually a 12 pack. Again, the fee schedule may vary from mountain to mountain, but its usually charged for something like missing a bump on a sweep, or accidentally swearing over the radio.

1. "Stuart owes a beer fine for flipping with 4 customers, that's 3 cases."

2. Joe Ski Patroller on radio: "Dispatch, this is a clusterfuck out here--er, i mean, this is a 10-23."
Dispatch: "Dispatch copies your beer fine, and your 10-23."

by JimmyJoeBob1 April 17, 2009