i have a coffee drinking problem

1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame

guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"

by jade go kys September 26, 2021

You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.

Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.

by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023

Parents should have bought a tv

It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.

Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.

by Dr. Steve Gates August 26, 2017

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Does kyler have a small penis

No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong

Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier

by Patriot44368 April 18, 2021

have anal sex with aux day

Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)

"Oh its have anal sex with aux day, What a sexy sexy man he is"

by godamnthatbootymassive July 19, 2022

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007