ben adams

A guy who has an abnormally small penis, and comes close to orgasm every time he see's a hot girl in the street. Usually he wanks over his own mum on average around 6 times per day, and when he's super horny he shoves his mums socks in his anal cavity.

"That guy is such a ben, his mums socks are still hanging out his arse"

"Ben adams, what a douche"

by bigern990 October 9, 2013

ben snell

the biggest premature ejackulating whore known to man

you just did a ben snell

by laestaur November 7, 2011

Chunky Ben

A 'Chunky Ben' is when a man who is recieving oral pushes the oral giver's head down on his erection, causing the oral giver to through up on the penis. Often time, the ejaculatin will come out of the giver's nose.

Dude, my Girl Friend came over, and I made her give me a Chunky Ben

by Period_5_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011

Doing a 'Ben'

Saying or doing something which is instantly and unequivocally ignored.

Guy 1: Hey guys, wanna hang out at Little Chef? Guys? Little Chef? Get some hash browns? GUYS?!? Hello?
Guy 2: Lol nobody is listening to him
Guy 3: Haha yeah he's Doing a 'Ben'

by Lobo and Vega October 5, 2010

doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

by Tom Reff December 12, 2007

Ben velvet

Receiving Fellatio while keeping your dick soft enough to prevent the fore skin from exposing the head of the penis for prolonged pleasure.

Bro that girl totally gave me a Ben velvet last night in the bathroom!

by jmac1 May 25, 2014

ben cheater

A man who defines the word friendship and courage.A man who has no fear of anyone nor anything,And will became one of the most smartest and well know man out there

A beast of a friend Ben cheater

by Ben the beast? June 10, 2014