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Noodlea

When you were gonna type noodle but you fuck up because there's tears in your eyes cause you've been crying all fucking day. The meaning later became altered to just being really sad.
Alonna: I feel pretty noodlea
Melani : I feel you, noodlea hours
by Magical.tragedy April 28, 2018
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Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
girl 1: “hey what did you do last night
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”
by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018
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Noodle Neck

Term you use to call someone an idiot, stupid or silly. Similar to saying someone’s being a clown. In replacement of ‘dickhead’.
by Soccermom94 June 10, 2018
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Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.
John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.
by high6ix67 June 16, 2018
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noodle

used to describe a penis size. Sometimes even made into a song
The song goes like "Scidadle scidoodle, your dick is a noodle!"
by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018
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Noodles

Noodles mean nudes
Give me noodles.
by princess|babycakes February 22, 2018
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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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