Heath and Run

When a couple decides to name their kid heath and then put him up for adoption.

Theo “who the fuck names their kid heath?!”
Herbs “nobody, he was probably the victim of a heath and run!”
Theo “haha, fuck heath!”

by LinkDons August 14, 2019

Ridge Run

When you and your friends get bored and decide to drive out to Maple Ridge, British Columbia. Typically executed late at night and without purpose.

I'm bored, you boys wanna cop a Ridge Run?

by Big Dad 69 69 69 69 69 69 September 28, 2019

masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.

Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.

by Xtra3916 July 4, 2022

Running partner

Hidden girlfriend , until we're ready to let the world know that we're partners, lesbehonest.

Running partner , Don't tell anyone we're partners yet.

by Jackson haha May 13, 2018

Eat'n run

When you eat all the edibles without paying for one penny of them, and then you leave where ever you are.

I can't believe we paid all that money and he would eat'n run like that.

by Wakenbake69 June 7, 2017

brown run

Quite simply, a 'Brown Run' describes the hurried scurry to find the nearest Khazi when one feels ‘under pressure’ and is quickly realising that one should really have shat earlier, indeed much earlier !

"Just got back from skiing holiday, no bloody snow on the black run! I did the blue run tho, anywayz, I've just travelled 300mile down from Newcastle, I'm off for a Brown Run!"

by Zerlina Pablos January 27, 2007

chick run

Chick Run is a Game played by Sick Fuckers that involes having sex with as many girls in a certain time period

Guy One: "Hey Bro i got 6 Chicks Last Night on a Chick Run"
Guy Two: "You're a Sick Cunt"

by TicTacPoe December 23, 2014