M.O.M.S

M.O.M.S is shortened version of mail order milk slut and are typically lewd dolls or robots made for pleasuring someone

"I can't believe my M.O.M.S makes me finish that fast

by Answers to your horny question April 24, 2022

m.o.m

a mexican on meth a m.o.m

dude did you see that homeless guy back there?

yeah he was probably a m.o.m

by stuart kartz January 7, 2008

m.o.m

Mexicans On Meth. a "m.o.m"

"dude did u see that guy? he looked messed up!"

"yeah hes a m.o.m."

by big boy mcgee December 31, 2007

M.O.M.

move-on man. The guy girls use to move-on after a break-up. Kind of like a rebound except the girl doesn't expect the relationship to go anywhere. M.O.M.'s are dumped when the girl either finds some confidence or another man.

Girl: No, it's nothing serious... he's just my M.O.M. I'm just not over John yet.

by doyoucopy January 18, 2011

m.o.m

An abbreviation for 'Muff Over Mates'

Used to describe when a friend has disbanded or stitched up their own group of friends, to spend time with his or her partner instead.

Paul: Hey, where's Jerome got to? He's supposed to be meeting us in an hour…

Alan: I don't think he's coming man, he called to say he was seeing Kathy again

Paul: Man, that guy is such a M.O.M!

by Paul Moon May 18, 2008

M.O.M.

Malignant. Oppressive. Monster.

The woman who believes that birthing you gives her everlasting control over your life. It was twenty years ago... get over it.

"Dude, my M.O.M. is such a bitch!"

by yab May 13, 2005

M.O.M. bank

It's an acronym for "Made Of Money." Usually refers to an adult child/teenager who has to go to his/her mother/parent and "borrow" money to make ends meet. The non-literal definition is a girlfriend or female spouse, etc.

I have to go to the M.O.M. bank because it's the end of the month and I have no money.

I need to go to the MOM because I am broke.

by RunL November 20, 2011