Michael Phelps diet

When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.

Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.

Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"

Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."

by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009

Michaelism

To describe something as brilliant or epic!!!

Wow that is such a Michaelism moment

by SpeedyH May 13, 2009

Mickey Mouse World Series

This is when a team wins the World Series due to a COVID shorten season and injured opponents(not a real World Series ring).

The Dodgers won the World Series against the Tampa bay rays. The were crowned the Mickey Mouse World Series champions.

by ejeiejdjxje October 27, 2020

micropups

Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.

"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."

by Resk Le Teveque September 7, 2008

Michelob Ultra

Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.

Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?

by Kturk August 5, 2005

Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.

"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.

by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006

Michal

A Czech, Slovakian and Polish male name, originally from the Hebrew Mi-Kha'El, composed of words mi (who), kha (how) and El, short form of Elohìm, God. The literal meaning is, therefore, "Who is like God".

"What's your name, archangel?"
"Michal and I shall surely beat up your ass, Lucifer!"

by Orion Star69 August 29, 2009